A new issue of AARP magazine came the other day. For some reason the contents seemed oddly familiar to me, like it was last month's contents with a new cover. I'd already read the article on how to save money at the supermarket and the list of must read books. I didn't recall seeing Clint Eastwood however. He's the latest celebrity to grace the cover to make us feel young again. We are after all getting AARP magazine.
Richard read aloud from an article titled, 'How to Prevent a Heart Attack'.
"Lose weight, especially those people who tend to gain weight around their middle," he read to me. Then he put the magazine down and asked, "Where do most people gain it? In their big toe?"
We peered over our mountain high bellies trying desperately to determine if our toes were fat or skinny.
"Guess we'll never know the answer to that question, will we?" as we wiggled toes we couldn't see.
I won't let AARP in my house. Somebody keeps sending me a renewal notice to join. Let's see if they can track me down in Michigan.
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