Again

As of yesterday I'm officially unemployed. Again. Now that tax season is over I can no longer use work as an excuse for not having enough time to do all the things I'm supposed to do. Like exercise, clean the house, pay the bills, look for a job, write. Doing tax returns was fun and fulfilling. I enjoyed stress free work for a change. Never a dull moment in the tax office that's for sure. I looked forward to going to work every day. Now what am I going to do?

I tweeted that I was unemployed and now someone called 'Career Finder' is following me on Twitter. A new job is right around the corner, I can feel it. It will tweet me.

Now mind you, my pay preparing taxes was paltry compared to my past employment. I didn't mind. The new book material I gathered is going to knock your socks off! Yesterday my sister-in-law posed a tax question on Facebook.

"If a stripper has a boob job, can she deduct it as a business expense?"
I commented, "No she can't. But she can deduct her pasties since they are considered clothing that can only be worn for business." Then I added, "And don't call them strippers. They call themselves entertainers."
She's now so impressed with my tax knowledge, she put dibs on the first copy of my new book. Whatever that turns out to be.

Maybe I'll start tweeting little known tax tips. Maybe I'll write the next great American novel. Maybe I'll just relax and wait for that perfect new job to be my friend on Facebook. Something good is right around the corner. I can feel it. It's out there circling around in the big black hole called the Internet.